Oh hello friends! My blogging negligence of late has been soooo #worthit. Just had the dreamiest weekend. Got some new socks. Don’t worry about it.
But I missed checking in, as I always do when I go all Walden on your asses; and I love blogging early on Monday mornings –I feel like it sets me up to live with intention for the whole week. So here’s a little list of
hard and fast wiggly and languid and possibly bullsh*t rules of womanhood from yours truly. Good for Monday. Good for any day. Go Team Lady!
(Here’s Part I, in case you missed it.)
1. At some point, our destructive behaviors and fatalistic attitudes are no longer
cute acceptable. It’s your responsibility to work through your sh*t now so you’re never a 45 year old woman with lingering daddy issues and an eating disorder. Clock’s a tickin’, cupcake. Do the work today so you’re not a total embarrassment later.
2. People and opportunities and titillating/terrifying circumstances will waft in and out of your life, and if you’re anything like me; your tendency will be to launch your innards into a raging Fujiwhara effect (so cool! #science) because change is scary. But the truth is, I work myself into weird girly tizzies all the time because it’s hard for me to accept that I’m fine and I’ll stay fine regardless of what the universe throws at me. If I don’t get the job, if I can’t tell if some new guy really likes me or wants to make a MPDG out of me, if I don’t see eye to eye with a pal/a coworker/the fam… it’s whatever. Why drum up internal drama? Let’s all shoot for unflappability in the face of entropy.
3. Being practical is overrated. Owning a big girl wallet and regularly dusting and being a person who occasionally brushes her hair aren’t really markers of adulthood at all. Neither is making “safe” choices when it comes to romance. Essentially, being prudent sounds like no fun at all; and this grown ass woman would rather have fun. Now and forever.
More updates and less vagueness to come, I promise. But let’s all have super fly weeks! Super fly, comfortably zany, imperturbably zen weeks! Tell me what’s coming up for you… I need some inspiration and y’all are full of it